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Martin Bazley |
Message #118942, posted by swirlythingy at 17:07, 3/10/2011, in reply to message #118932 |
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I knew people were going to say that, but the software is named after NF's Webster also.
Colin Webster NF union jack flag t-shirt size was XL. This man is either very, very stupid, or very, very clever. (I know which I think.)
Hey, Tarquin, do you do commissions? Maybe you could be of some use to the RISC OS market after all...
ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Insult Tarquin Mills and receive a FULLY PERSONALISED nutjob conspiracy theory centred around YOUR very own surname! Bespoke service provided! Each insult crafted with the utmost care, inattention and lack of expertise! A perfect Christmas gift for your loved ones and not-so-loved ones! Simply pay a small fee to cover *ahem* administrative costs, and all profits go to the RISC OS Open Ltd (who are, of course, non-existent Jews) bounty scheme (which is, of course... actually, I don't think he's mentioned that yet). Available for a LIMITED TIME ONLY (until the men in white coats come to take Tarquin away for another five years)! Don't delay, order today! |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #118943, posted by filecore at 17:08, 3/10/2011, in reply to message #118942 |
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a FULLY PERSONALISED nutjob conspiracy theory centred around YOUR very own surname! Ooh ooh ooh, I'd be all for one of those! Especially considering my surname and how it's got nothing whatsoever to do with the production or sale of RISC OS hardware. |
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VinceH |
Message #118953, posted by VincceH at 22:49, 3/10/2011, in reply to message #118930 |
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Surely the Roy in question must be Roy Heslop who ran CTA Direct I knew there was a Roy somewhere out there involved in a business in RISC OS land, I just couldn't drag the necessary data out of its hiding place in my brain. |
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Stephen Scott |
Message #118954, posted by sa_scott at 23:06, 3/10/2011, in reply to message #118953 |
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Can someone pass me the popcorn? This thread is great  |
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Tarquin Alexander Graham Mills |
Message #118968, posted by Reboot at 13:53, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118943 |
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a FULLY PERSONALISED nutjob conspiracy theory centred around YOUR very own surname! Jason Togneri wrote:
Ooh ooh ooh, I'd be all for one of those! Especially considering my surname and how it's got nothing whatsoever to do with the production or sale of RISC OS hardware.
Togneri is Argentinian name, Argentina was a
fascist country under the Perons and General Galtieri. |
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Rob Kendrick |
Message #118969, posted by nunfetishist at 14:04, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118968 |
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Mills is a surname of the gay atheist agenda, too. (Jerry, Scott and David.) I think they should be banned! |
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Trevor Johnson |
Message #118970, posted by trevj at 14:27, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118968 |
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Corrupted. Try a Reboot. |
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Tarquin Alexander Graham Mills |
Message #118972, posted by Reboot at 16:01, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118969 |
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Do not lie Rob Ken-dick and that includes some of your earlier postings as well. |
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Rob Kendrick |
Message #118973, posted by nunfetishist at 16:07, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118972 |
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Look them all up on Wikipedia if you don't believe me, Tarquin! |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #118975, posted by filecore at 18:28, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118968 |
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a FULLY PERSONALISED nutjob conspiracy theory centred around YOUR very own surname! Jason Togneri wrote:
Ooh ooh ooh, I'd be all for one of those! Especially considering my surname and how it's got nothing whatsoever to do with the production or sale of RISC OS hardware.
Togneri is Argentinian name, Argentina was a
fascist country under the Perons and General Galtieri.
Oh my. You just can't make this stuff up
EDIT: except that, apparently, you can.
[Edited by filecore at 20:19, 4/10/2011] |
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Blind Moose |
Message #118978, posted by Acornut at 21:53, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118968 |
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Togneri is Argentinian name...
I think you'll find it's more Italian, which makes him Roman.
And what have the Romans done for us? "...apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order..."  |
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Sion |
Message #118979, posted by apacketofsweets at 21:54, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118942 |
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until the men in white coats come to take Tarquin away for another five years That reminds me, where did Tarquin disappear to for half a decade? it seems like he dissapeared overnight, and then managed to to reappear five years later with the sole purpose of reviving 10 year old threads and spouting racist conspiracy theories.
Perhaps he was kidnapped by the one entity that controls RComp, RCI, APDL, iSV, CJE and 4D in order to prevent Tarquin from revealing the murky, disgusting truth that this mysterious identity is hiding to the RISC OS-using public. During his many years in captivity, Tarquin managed to invent a human shrinking device in order for him to modify his physical stature enough to fit through the cracks in the windowpane of the room he was being held captive in.
Then, during his grand escape, Tarquin, in his new, shrunk form, managed to accidentally wander into a synagogue. During his time being surrounded by orthadox jews, Tarquin noticed that Dave Holden is in attendance, selling RISC OS Hebrew software to non-RISC OS using Orthadox Jews. How dastardly of him. Aware of Dave Holden's shenanigans, Tarquin returns to his home in Norwich to reveal the truth online, causing the RISC OS community to boycott all of APDL's wares, eventually causing Dave Holden to return to his previous faith and resulting in all Hebrew software for RISC OS being banned.
After finally bringing an end to Dave Holden and his Hebrew software-selling ways, Tarquin decided to hunt Andrew Rawnsley down, the person that he believed had kidnapped him in order to prevent the rest of the RISC OS world from finding out the truth. Upon arriving in R-Comp's Knutsford location, Tarquin realized someone had already beaten him to it and kidnapped Andrew Rawnsley. Who could it be? Quite obviously it was Roy Heslop of CTA Direct, who had become aware of Andrew's attempt at conning him by not only having many different identities, but also running the majority of the remaining RISC OS market. Tarquin is still on the case...
This is a scandal if ever I saw one. |
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qUE |
Message #118980, posted by qUE at 22:37, 4/10/2011, in reply to message #118979 |
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Norwich.
Norfolk tis a strange place. |
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Trevor Johnson |
Message #118981, posted by trevj at 05:00, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118671 |
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TIB has never had a policy of doing deleting posts or threads, even those which are obvious trolls. In fact, in some instances, it's led to much enduring humour. ^this. Plus, if you don't want to see his posts, you'll find a "Block user" button under his posts which will hide them from your view.
Maybe not. But it seems to have been done before (1, 2). |
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Simon Willcocks |
Message #118983, posted by Stoppers at 07:45, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118978 |
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Togneri is Argentinian name...
I think you'll find it's more Italian, which makes him Roman.
I was thinking more along the lines of the Mafia... |
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Blind Moose |
Message #118984, posted by Acornut at 09:31, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118983 |
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I was thinking more along the lines of the Mafia... Yeah! But then I soo wanted to put the "Monty Python, Life of Brian" bit in. |
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Tarquin Alexander Graham Mills |
Message #118985, posted by Reboot at 11:52, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118984 |
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Paul Togneri is the SNP Press Officer.
Calling St Simon & St Jude a synagogue is rude and a lie, again members of my church are attacked. It is a good thing that David Holden will stop Hebrew software sales, can APDL confirm that. What about Hebrew PD as that given away free not sold is that stopped too.
Rob Kendrick which pages on Wikipedia? |
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Rob Kendrick |
Message #118987, posted by nunfetishist at 13:22, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118985 |
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Tarquin: For the people I mentioned. You know, the "Mills" gay atheist agenda. Look up all those people on Wikipedia that I mentioned for it all to be exposed! |
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Tarquin Alexander Graham Mills |
Message #118988, posted by Reboot at 17:39, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118987 |
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Do they have surnames? |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #118989, posted by filecore at 18:41, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118988 |
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Allow me to paraphrase the last half a dozen or so posts between Tarquin and Rob...
Rob:
Mills is a surname of the gay atheist agenda, too. (Jerry, Scott and David.) I think they should be banned! Tarquin:
Do not lie Rob Rob:
Look them all up on Wikipedia if you don't believe me, Tarquin! Tarquin:
which pages on Wikipedia? Rob:
the "Mills" gay atheist agenda. Look up all those people on Wikipedia that I mentioned Tarquin:
Do they have surnames? Tarquin, you're a bit dim, aren't you? |
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Martin Bazley |
Message #118990, posted by swirlythingy at 18:49, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118988 |
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I've changed my mind. I think Tarquin actually is putting it on, and is not in fact mentally ill. His recent responses, in which he apparently fails to realise that everyone is making fun of him, strongly suggest that he's just trolling and getting away with saying the most offensive things he can think of under the disguise of an inmate of the funny farm.
Like Tourette's syndrome. A real mental problem, but oh so desirable to fake. |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #118991, posted by filecore at 19:16, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118990 |
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he's just trolling and getting away with saying the most offensive things he can think of You don't say. Welcome to the internet. |
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Sion |
Message #118992, posted by apacketofsweets at 20:09, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118990 |
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I've changed my mind. I think Tarquin actually is putting it on
Of course he's putting it on, that's what trolls do, for example, look at the comment he posted accusing me of abusing members of his church, he's being deliberately preposterous in order to get a response.
and is not in fact mentally ill. Well, you'd have to question his mental state for posting such drivel on the Internet for the last ten years or so. His shenanigans are not the behaviour of a normal, sane thirty-something male. |
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Andrew Poole |
Message #118993, posted by andypoole at 21:23, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118991 |
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he's just trolling and getting away with saying the most offensive things he can think of You don't say. Welcome to the internet.
I'm not sure John Gabriel's Greater Internet Dickwad Theory applies here. He's not hiding behind anonymity...
I'm not entirely certain he qualifies for "Normal Person", either  |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #118994, posted by filecore at 21:37, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118993 |
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He's not hiding behind anonymity... The theory is fine, he's just streamlined it (where in this case the 'person' variable is Tarquin):
Tarquin + audience = total dickwad.
Sounds to me like it applies just perfectly. Hmm, perhaps we could streamline it more. Is the audience strictly necessary for Tarquin to be considered a dickwad? |
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VinceH |
Message #118995, posted by VincceH at 22:31, 5/10/2011, in reply to message #118994 |
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Is the audience strictly necessary for Tarquin to be considered a dickwad? Unless he considers himself a dickwad*, then I guess the answer is that an audience of at least one is needed.
* Tarquin: Do you consider yourself a dickwad? |
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Paul Vernon |
Message #118996, posted by PaulV at 11:08, 6/10/2011, in reply to message #118989 |
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At first I really wanted the block option enabled on my account but this is just too funny to warrant blocking now...
It's like watching "Brain Dead" or "Bad Taste", so bad, it's good!
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Jason Togneri |
Message #118997, posted by filecore at 12:32, 6/10/2011, in reply to message #118996 |
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Oh, the world just loves to amuse. I spotted this at the beginning of the faux intro to the latest episode of American Dad... |
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Tarquin Alexander Graham Mills |
Message #119129, posted by Reboot at 12:44, 16/10/2011, in reply to message #118997 |
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David "apdl" Holden has appeared on other threads to threat people for knowing that he is Jew, but his extreme reaction proves it. |
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Paul Johnson |
Message #119130, posted by nodoid at 16:12, 16/10/2011, in reply to message #119129 |
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Wha? sorry? did I miss something? no... good.. sleepytime... |
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